1. Wonder if you will get a kickback.

 2. Ask them to show you their licenses or passports to check the registration because you tend to support only domestic producers, not Iranian hoodlum who down-hilled yesterday.

 3. List Sony Playstation games and DVD movies you wish to play and watch till you’re held.

 4. Convince the main to move the whole operation in Sweden just because you always wondered what Stockholm syndrome feels like.

 5. Explain them that they can get much more money if would sell kidnapping courses via Internet but not wave guns doing the dirty job.

 6. Play with Saddam chess for whose finger they will cut and send via mail.

 7. Ask stupid bald-headed muscle hill who supervise you to tell you a fairy tale at night because you’re too scared to fall asleep.

 8. Give them an idea that they can make good money by exchanging the fake dollars for fake euros.

 9. Mention that black skiing mask go bad together with grey pants and brown boots. 

 10. Don’t forget to ask their calling card and promise that you will apply for their services and share with your friend if they would let you go for free.

 

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