The front of the stage

Women, MenDecember 24, 2008 1:38 pm

Equation I
human = eating + sleeping + working + entertaining
donkey = eating + sleeping
Then:
human = donkey +working + entertaining
So:
human – entertaining = donkey + working
In other words:
human who doesn’t entertain = working donkey

Equation II
man = eating + sleeping + earning money
donkey = eating + sleeping
Then:
man = donkey + earning money
So:
man – earning money = donkey
In other words:
man who doesn’t earn money = donkey

Equation III
woman = eating + sleeping + wasting money
donkey = eating + sleeping
Then:
woman = donkey + wasting money
So:
woman – wasting money = donkey
In other words:
woman who doesn’t waste money = donkey

Out of combination of equations II and III we get:
Man who doesn’t earn money = Women who doesn’t waste money
So,
Man earns money to not let woman become a donkey (1)
And,
Woman wastes money to not let man become a donkey(2)

Finally we have:
man + woman = donkey + earning money + donkey + wasting money
And from (1) and (2) we can make a conclusion that:
man + woman = two donkeys who live happily together

SexDecember 23, 2008 2:02 pm

World, PeopleDecember 22, 2008 3:24 pm

It was a dramatic moment as Bush and Iraqi President Nouri al-Maliki held a news conference in Baghdad. It was a farewell of sorts for Bush, who made a surprise visit to the country to celebrate the newly adopted security agreement between the two countries that would result in the withdrawal of all U.S. troops by the end of 2011.  

Not long into the presser, an Iraqi journalist stood up and threw a shoe at Bush — the ultimate insult in Iraq — and shouted, "This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is the farewell kiss, you dog! ... This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq!" The journalist missed his intended target, and missed a second time when he threw his other shoe. Bush made light of the incident, though it clearly shook up U.S. and Iraqi officials.

This may very well prove to be a defining moment for Bush and his war policy, but it’s not the first time a shoe became a metaphor in politics.

 

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People, Sex, ArtDecember 18, 2008 2:00 pm

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People, Short storyDecember 17, 2008 12:41 pm

 King Henry IV of England thought he would die in battle. A zealous crusader, he dreamed of conquering the holy land and returning it to Christian control. Affairs at home delayed his crusade; however a prophecy made to him years earlier claimed that he would die in Jerusalem, a prediction which he took very seriously. Extremely ill through most of his reign, he defiantly told those around him that he couldn’t die in England, as he still had not yet set foot in Jerusalem. As his health declined and death seemed near, he was brought to a room in the home of the Abbot of Westminster. He asked if the room in which he lay had a name. He was told that it was called the Jerusalem chamber, after which he promptly died.


A ship sunk near the shores of Wales on December 5, 1664. Another ship went down on the same location on December 5, 1785. A third ship sunk to the bottom of the sea on the same location on December 5, 1866. Each of the shipwrecks had only one survivor. In all the three cases, a survivor’s name was Hugh Williams.


Twin brothers Jim Lewis and Jim Springer were separated at birth and adopted by different families. Unknown to each other, both were named James, both owned a dog named Toy, both married women named Linda, both had a son they names James Alan, and both eventually divorced and got remarried to a woman named Betty.


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PeopleDecember 16, 2008 3:59 pm

The convergence of film and gaming.

Puzzle, Food, Thought outDecember 11, 2008 11:43 am

Cups of coffee which you wouldn’t dare to drink
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People, Thought out, Short storyDecember 8, 2008 2:10 pm

In 1958, a New York City father named Robert Lane decided to call his baby son Winner. The Lanes, who lived in a housing project in Harlem, already had several children, each with a fairly typical name. But this boy—well, Robert Lane apparently had a special feeling about him. Winner Lane: How could he fail with a name like that?

Three years later he had another son, and on the spur of the moment decided to call him Loser. As the Freakonomics authors say about his decision, "Robert wasn’t unhappy about the new baby; he just seemed to get a kick out of the name’s bookend effect." If the guy had a third son he should have called him "Lover." That, at least, would have fit with the last name.

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Advertisments, World, PeopleDecember 4, 2008 2:57 pm

 

This shit pieces are in fact artificial, silicone made. Swish company Helvetas placed them at November 19, World Toilet Day at streets of Bern and Lausanne to remind that everyone deserves better places to defecate, proper toilets.
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World, PeopleDecember 2, 2008 2:36 pm

On average a human laughs 13 times per 24 hours.

The slogan of New Hampshire automobile license plates is “Live free or die”. However those are produced in the state prison in Concord.

Coca-cola was originally green.


The Queen, the Church of England and Trinity College, Cambridge are the three largest land-owners in England.

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